Bearded President

Let's restore bristly dignity to the White House!

- Nathan Harper

Democrats for beards in '08

- Leland

Grow forth kind nation and embrace thy mansulation because when it all comes down to it... beards, they grow on you!

- Jeremy

Bearded presidents are smarter.

- Chris

WOW!

- Sara

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- Billy Knox

Everytime I'm with my wife, I think of good ol Honest Abe.

- Ben Dover

Go beardy go.

- John

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I'm related to a president. John Adams although a strong president did not have a strong beard. long live the beard, vote beard!!

- ironbeard

IT MUST HAPPEN. Beards for the White House!

- Kevin

Bob Barr, so far, seems our only decent choice for president. Get Obama to grow sideburns, a mullet, and a beard, and our nation will be saved.

- Aaron Yanich

This trend of smooth faces is a travesty that is simply unacceptable.

- Benjamin Allen

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- Phred Barnet

The lack of a bearded president shows the emasculation of modern man. What better way to show our children and the rest of the world that its still okay to have a pair of testicles.

- Toby Canapa

Every good president has had a beard. Every single one.

- Mike Reynolds

Even a moustache would be cool. Come on, America.

- Lisa Polewski

What Alicia said.

- Liz Babish

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- aw

While the facial hair of a president is close to last on our nation's priority list, I feel the inherent dignity of it would really add to the prestige of our nation.

- Alicia Whaley

Growing a beard takes time and patience...as will cleaning up the destruction our country has inflicted both upon itself and globally after our leadership under George. W. Bush. How can the sheep of this nation possess the intellectual capacity to realize the beard's potential for solidarity, when they are too busy fighting to prevent basic american rights, i.e. stem cell reasearch and gay marraige?

- Jillson

If I can grow a beard, anyone can! We demand a president who shares our interests!

- Bearded Weirdo

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- Fellow Bearded Teenager

They said I couldn't grow a beard.

- Beardrack Obreadma

Obama better start working on that beard if he wants to win in the general.

- Beard for Hope

His facial hair should be beardy like me legs!

- Cap'n Beardylegs

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Beards get it done.

- Tom Felice

A bearded president, plx

- Benjamin

It's been far too long.

- Kyle Gray

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It is time. I think a Bearded Party

- Joshua Dawson

I agree!!

- Troy

A BEARD*

- Ian Stepp

I BEARD IS A MUST

- Ian Stepp

Washington

- George

portly

- Linenmann

I'm related to Mr. Lincoln. And I have a beard. How could I not?

- Tyrel

Why of course!

- Tim

BEARD

- Edwins T Famous

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- george lucas

Beards won the Civil War

- Aaron Henderson

bring your own beard

- chris

big red

- wwe kane

coming to get you

- mike myers

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- mike myers

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- alice

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- jonny

no bearded ladys

- jesse hammond

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- j

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- josh

josh

- josh hammond

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- john hammond

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2008 voters: keep in mind that while we can always encourage Obama or McCain to grow a beard, a vote for Hillary guarantees 4 more years of beardlessness.

- Ben Reynolds

more beards!

- dustin patterson

Grow Beard Or Die!

- New Hampshire State Motto

Beard or Die 2008

- P. Diddy

our* not I

- Seth Beauregard

The Beard knows all. So should i president.

- Seth Beauregard

Why the hell not?

- Chris Capone

"With the upcoming election I suppose Obama should win seeing as how Hillary can't grow a beard, and McCain would just look weird"

- Hajnalka Godor

No taxation without beardification!

- Adam C. Hoffman

A president with no moustache is not a president at all

- Andrew Capone

I want a president with sideburns connecting to a moustache!

- Chester Arthur

A man, a plan, a canal. Beard.

- Carlisle Fitzgerald

We will follow if you grow.

- Taylor Barriger

A bearded president (without discrimination against a candidate who cannot genetically grow one)!

- Drew

It's been 5 score and 15 since our last bearded president. Too long!

- Blastro

I second Ozzy's statement.

- Noelix

Well duh???

- Moses Marion

Beards and Breasts, we need to see more of both.

- Ozzy Nelson

I'm willing to grow a beard if my wife can put up with it. www.perkinsforpresident.us.

- Bill Perkins

Get your beard on!

- Andy H

w00t! @ bearded politicians!

- Zac

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Don't be afraid to sport some whiskers!

- Andrew Trello

Please, and make it mandatory. Just no bearded ladies, OK?

- Steven Douglas

shaving is a symbol of self castrastion, and thats not how I want my America

- Bloodaxe

Beards are beautiful

- Sara

Hamilton Henson

- Hamilton Henson

Bring back the chops!

- Chuck

Only a beard can lead us to victory over terror.

- Stuart Kaufman, Jr

Viva

- Pat Jarrett

I would vote for hillary if she had a beard.

- Howard Cubicle

shaving is for weaklings

- Chase Hundley

Viva la Beard!

- Mike Marazzi

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- Tom Harris

YES! to beards

- Jay Freeman

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- andrew smith

Chuck Norris has a crappy beard. He should roundhouse kick himself in the face and balls daily because of his lack of commitment and trashy 80s style.
- Michael Buchino

Barack Obama is your new bicylcle. Up the beard ratio!

- Johnny Pickle

Is Barak old enough to grow a beard?

- djb

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La Barba Hasta La Muerte

- Jason Johans

I'd vote for Hillary if she only had a beard.

- Sean M

I spelled my name wrong last time, if we had a bearded president that never would have happened

- Kurt Hukriede

Only a beard can save this country.

- Kurt Hukried

"Terrorists fear beards. Let freedom grow."

- Andrew Nick

"The only man who makes no mistake is the man who does not shave." Theodore Roosevelt

- Andrew D Palmer

Beards dignify. Absolute beards dignify absolutely.
Up the beard ratio!

- Michael Buchino

May the facial quaff rise to the occasion and regain it's rightful position on the chin of our leader.

- Steve Bocsi

Ask not what your country can do for your beard, but what your beard can do for your country....

- Kristi

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"Speak softly, and grow a beard."

- Rochelle

i would settle for a goatee.

- stefanie b

I will also accept muttonchops, a van dyke, or muttonchops connected to a moustachio.

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the hairs have it

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I believe in the beard

- Lisa Loving

BGID. Nevertheless, Rich Brooks still thinks this is Bullshit

- David

Sweet beards,

- Brianne Orner

It's been far too long without a bearded president, and at this pivotal moment in time, we can not afford to continue this lack of bearded presidencies.

- Cameron Davis

Give me a beard or give me death!

- T-Bone

Playoff beards proove the rule; beards make big plays in big games on big days!

- Pudd

I have a beard, Vote for me for president http://warrenscottwilliams.com/

- Warren Scott Williams

BGID

- Brad Shell

Captain Woodrow F. Call had a beard and said this " I don't like rude behavior in a man, and won't tolerate it..." Neither would a bearded president!!

- Matty J.

A beard is an instant sign of truthfulness and concern for the people

- Matthew

beards....yes

- bonxtibus crowley

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You can't trust a man who shaves!

- Ray Lewis

Shaving was started by the first homosexuals who wanted to look like women!

- Gary Warnke

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I'm not kidding

- Rojo

Bring back facial hair!!!

- Bryce H.

And let's make it a bearded lady president. Who would mess with any country, especially a nuclear power, that elected a beared lady president?

- Catfish

Beards!

- Ashley

Lincoln had a beard so should you

- Kevin Vailes

If Chuck Norris has one, then so should our President

- Ron Sancho

Evil Doers Fear the Beard!

- Dirk Schneider

"Ask Not what your country can do for you, ask what your beard can do for the country."

- Kyle Gibson

There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right in America. Or by growing a beard......William J. Clinton

- Joe Kirk

For The People

- Mike Broder

Clay Travis for President, BGID

- dayle wiley

SSDD

- Jessica Maciulis

I'm BGID and I authorize this message

- Craig Crossland

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BGID

- Frederick Rosencrantz

You shall not press down upon the face of labor this razor of Bic, you shall not crucify mankind upon a face of smooth

- William Jennings Bryan

Forget the election, let's decide thie presidency with a Beard-Off.

- Michael Martin

I should have considered a beard.

- Edward Orgeron

If not BGID, lets at least have some mutton chops

- Karsten

I heard Hillary grows some mean whiskers

- Blue Balls

my beard abolished slavery

- honest abe

BGID 'till the end

- Coy Bunyard

I wholeheartedly approve.

- Eric

BGID

- Clay Travis

all bearded men are cool

- 11

beards are symbols of honour,manliness and non conformity

- kdh-0079

word

- ben dover

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He that has a beard is more than youth, and he who has no beard is less than man...

- Paul Shepard

No beard, no character!

- Robert St. John

Just add a turban to the mix and you've got global solidarity!

- Bill DeBrava

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- Matthew Patterson

A Bearded President would spend his time on things more contructive than shaving every day.

- Albert H

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- isenhower

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I'm attempting to grow a gnarly beard so one day I can be a bearded president!

- Shay Bauchner

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When a man sees something beautiful, he is inspired to grow a monument on his face.

- Jake N

I heard Obama is planning on coming to Novembeard.

- Andy Z

I had a beard and I was the greatest president ever.

- Abe Lincoln

If I can grow a beard, so can our president.

- Eric Sherman

Brian Glen Papish

- Shaving is for little girls.

Joshua Koenig can grow a sweet beard.

- Sam Jones

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Bearded men make great decisions for our country.

- Joshua Koenig

I once had a beard. I cut it and it was like Soloman's hair. Sad.

- Doug Whitfield

Beards are a sign of utmost intelligence

- Erin Z

Stop razor republicans.

- Shelby

Up with beards!

- Jonathan E.

The beards must flow!

- Shield Sheafson

Down with the razor companies!

- Jeff

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- Dave Selby

Beards are a sign of a well rounded, decisive, honest (Abe) man.

- john

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- Andrew Fail

A first bearded lady would be even better.

- Kat Graff

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Beards are the opium of the masses.

- JS

The beard will unify the american peoples adn we will become a respected place again. LONG LIVE THE BEARD.

- Prof. Frank Beslin

Beards or bust.

- Andy Clausen

Shaving is defeat.

- Kevin Wallace

I will vote accordingly. All beards or no vote!

- Marie

Yes.

- Joey

surely the lack of beards in the political spectrum has tarnished the intrinsic essence of democracy itself

- Nashua Goats

All Wise Men have beards.

- Ryan D. Larson

I demand a bearded president....male or female

- The Mike

A President without a beard is a President without dignity

- Nathan

Ask not what your country can do for your beard, but what your beard can do for your country.

- Mike

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- ct

Long live the beard

- Ricky Terry

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- Brian Craft

Jesus had a beard. Coincidence? No.

- Brendan Green

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this rules out hilary for sure

- austin

voting for a beard is like voting for freedom!

- thomas jefferson fartlips

Hitler didn't have a beard!

- Daniel Fettinger

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- bob rockwell

A beard on the face is, too, on the neck.

- Cab Calloway

Hirsute is cute!

- Squidpickle P. Bandersnatch

Viva la barba!

- Heather Bixler

Hillary would look better in a beard!

- Torin

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear...

- The Bard

Long live the Red Book

- Mao Tse-Tung

Beards grow on you.

- Rudy Lyons Noir

I have a beard, so I could be president. When I'm 35. Damn.

- Kenneth Mukerji Berger

A chicken in every pot; a beard on every president.

- Kiran

I will vote for a bearded president.

- Francis Martin

A beard in the hand is worth two in the Bush, afterall

- unknown

As a European, I know that our great civilisations can only grow closer if yours is guided by a man who would like the same if his head were turned upside down. You have nothing to fear but bald chins themselves.

- Sean

I bet Gore has a good beard

- breardy

We just helped Save Mart employees recend their corporation's no beard policy. If we can win Save Mart, we can be presidential material!

- bro duke

We've been under the thumbs of the blade makers for TOO LONG!

- CHUCK CHENNY

The beard means business.

- Paul

NO MUSTACHES! Flavor-savers do not count! FULL BEARDS ONLY PLEASE!

- Hugh Jass

Man's power lies in his beard. (I won't say where women's power lies.)

- CJ

"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless-boys and women, and I am neither one." - Ancient Greek saying

- Furr The Bear

If a man can't haandle his own facial hair how can he be expected to handle the complexities of public office? The only nonbearded president we should accept is a female one.

- Nayland Blake

INDEED! A nice goatee is so sessssy.

- Stache for cash

Enough "Bald-faced liars" We need a bearded President!

- Ron

yes!

- Seiji Carpenter

Dobbs

- Bob

I wear a beard, why can't my president?

- JB Tank

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A president who finds the time to shave everyday clearly isn't working hard enough at running the free world!

- Kevin

Ask not what the beard can do for you, ask what you can do for the beard.

- B Earde

After years of premature amputation, at last the hairs rise again.

- Graafian Follicle

Beard is hot!

- Mark

There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards.

- Summer Simpson Tucker

Look at some of our adversaries. Ahmadinejad -- he has a handsome beard. Fidel Castro -- full beard and look how long he's lasted. We have fallen behind. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a beard gap.

- Ian Westcott

The minutes wasted shaving every day are alone enough to set this country back on track.

- cross

Hitler? No beard! Coincidence? i think NOT! A vote for a bearded president is a vote for freedom!

- Cory Knox

I've just about had it with these beardless bandits.

- David

Santa had a beard.

- John

I've yet to meet a beard I couldn't trust.

- Eric Houck

Beards warm the truth hole.

- Mohone

Beards cover untrustworthy chins.

- Richard

We must outbeard the Arabs!

- Pat

Genereal Burnside would be proud!

- Mr. Burns

All presidents should have a beard in one hand and a scotch in the other.... no.. wait....

- Glenfarclas 17

The world needs hair

- Eric Lebarbu

Even Hillary would look good with a beard! Beards are just that sexy. . .

- J. Cross

The revolution will be bearded.

- Ivana Beardalot

This petition is sexist.

- Bearded Clam

Bearded leadership keeps the women-folk in line.

- B. Young

our enemies who hate our freedom and wish to harm us will surely think twice when they see that our president has a beard.

- etak

Clean shaven presidents are fine for student council, but the pressures of running a country demand a bit more....well, facial hair.

- DH

Doo EET!

- D. Holland

For far too long the American people have made the wrong choice - lack of beard. A bearded president will give our allies confidence that we have come to our senses. Take that, Kim Jong-Il!

- Just a beard admiror

A good long beard is a great sign of commitment. A fine quality for a president to have

- bj rigney

A good long beard is a great sign of commitment. A fine quality for a president to have

- bj rigney

With due respects to Lincoln, these 'stacheless beards will not represent the manliness needed for the job. I demand a FULL beard from the sucessful candidate. If that ends up being Hillary, she can trim it short.

- Hirsute Visage

Even the women in my family wear beards. Our president should too.

- Rufus Davis

A clean-shaven President would get sand kicked in his face by the hair-faced meatheads who prowl the beaches of World Politics.

- Beardo McStubbleson

Give me beard!

- Ben Rillie

Beards are fuzzy.

- Magoo

A beard respects the privacy of those who wear it, Just like our flag.

- Clive Cliverson

Linoln had a beard - his wife.

- Beard Theory

Kennedy, where Lincoln had had a beard, had had no beard, that beard had made all the difference.

- L. Oswald

All the power is with the sex that wears the beard. Or so I've heard.

- Flynn O'Malley

Do you need a 'satche?

- Beardsly Higgins

Donne Moi La Barbe

- Jesus H. MacGillacutty

I wish I could grow a beard!

- Johnson Peniswether

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